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“Made in U S A ” ?
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2009-11-08 23:41:00 |
WHY AMERICA 'S ECONO |
MY FELL OFF THE CLIFF
為何美國經AV女優濟直直落
¨ John SAV女優mith started the day earlyAV女優 having set his alarm cloAV女優ck (Made in
JAPAN ) for 6 aAV女優m.
約翰早上六點被日本製的鬧鐘叫醒。
¨ AV女優 While his coffeepot AV女優(Made in CHINA ) was perkAV女優ing, he shaved with his
eleAV女優Made in CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor(Made in HONG KONG )
他那中國製的咖啡壺燒開了，他用香港製的電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。
¨ He put on a dress shirt (Made in SRI LANKA),designer jeans (Made in SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (Made in KOREA)
他穿上斯利蘭卡製的襯衫，新加坡製的長褲及韓國製的布鞋。
¨ After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (Made in INDIA )
he sat down with his calculator (Made in MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
在他用印度製的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後，他坐下用他墨西哥製的計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。
¨ After setting his watch (Made in TAIWAN ) to the radio (Made in INDIA ) he got in his car (Made in GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi
Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
在他從印度製的收音機上對了台灣製的錶上的時間後，他上了德國製的車還加滿了從沙烏地阿拉伯進口的油，然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。
¨ At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
Computer (Made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
在過了沮喪又沒有結果的一天後，他看看他馬來西亞製的電腦，決定放鬆一下。
¨ He put on his sandals (Made in BRAZIL ),poured himself a glass of
wine (Made in FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (Made in INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
他穿上巴西製的夾腳拖鞋，倒了一杯法國生產的紅酒然後打開印尼製的電視， 還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。
¨ AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA
現在他在希望從"肯亞製的美國總統"那邊能得到幫助。
（Ajin註）
更慘的的是，John發現他所擁有的，全是賒款購買的，現在必須再另外賒款來還上一筆。
慘最大的，John 發現甚至連自己都是Made in Ireland愛爾蘭製。
那這還需要講究啥是美國製嗎？道地的美國製，只有阿帕奇（Apache）與 雪羅基（Cherokee）而已。 |
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